I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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