dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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