Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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