I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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