Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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