She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.