Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids