Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.