laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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