handjob tips. give me some.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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