Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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