So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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