google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He shit in the fireplace
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