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(415): View more from California

WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!

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LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!

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(415): WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!! (650): LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops! http://tfl.nu/mj23

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(336): View more from North Carolina

life is too short to starve

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life is also too short to be fat

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(336): life is too short to starve (678): life is also too short to be fat http://tfl.nu/v94u

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(703): View more from Virginia

Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor

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(703): Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor http://tfl.nu/qca9

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(804): View more from Virginia

I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.

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(804): I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay. http://tfl.nu/7iul

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(307): View more from Wyoming

It was like doing yoga with his dick in me

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(307): It was like doing yoga with his dick in me http://tfl.nu/3yb0

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(317): View more from Indiana

You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...

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(317): You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang... http://tfl.nu/ct1j

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(856): View more from New Jersey

It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.

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(856): It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle. http://tfl.nu/cqa0

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(301): View more from Maryland

I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables

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(301): I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables http://tfl.nu/82j1

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.

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(973): i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun. http://tfl.nu/edf8

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(248): View more from Michigan

Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....

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(248): Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs.... http://tfl.nu/1yzr

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(702): View more from Nevada

Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision

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(702): Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision http://tfl.nu/1pgb

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.

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(414): Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital. http://tfl.nu/5fyf

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(518): View more from New York

it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"

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(518): it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out" http://tfl.nu/hlb2

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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.

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(646): If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more. http://tfl.nu/8b5s

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(562): View more from California

Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.

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(562): Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight. http://tfl.nu/c5kp

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