I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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