This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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