Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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