i already hear my dad disowning me
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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