keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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