so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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