Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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