I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize