Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You can't special order awesome
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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