im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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