i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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