So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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