I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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