Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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