I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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