she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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