It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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