Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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