I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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