You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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