so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I need to sanitize my soul.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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