o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
areolas are like halos for boobs.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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