That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Can i not drive my cunt home
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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