There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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