If i come over, it means nothing
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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