I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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