I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
What a fucking waste of an outfit
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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