Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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