"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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