I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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