yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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