Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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