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Reggie can tackle my bush.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
a search helicopter?!
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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