would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Never underestimate the power of titties
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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