I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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