Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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