i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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