Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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