Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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