idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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