tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize