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why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?

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(630): why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt? http://tfl.nu/7oa6

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TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!

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(706): TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!! http://tfl.nu/qyaf

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(914): View more from New York

you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.

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(914): you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen. http://tfl.nu/cp2f

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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.

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(401): What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy. http://tfl.nu/6xxv

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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.

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(224): I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week. http://tfl.nu/ba7c

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(281): View more from Texas

All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".

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(281): All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems". http://tfl.nu/zcya

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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.

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(630): I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit. http://tfl.nu/afy7

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(317): View more from Indiana

On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.

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(317): On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high. http://tfl.nu/5g1g

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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.

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(817): My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give. http://tfl.nu/lewe

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(503): View more from Oregon

We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.

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(503): We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first. http://tfl.nu/hwjj

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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.

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(816): If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing. http://tfl.nu/vitq

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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.

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(607): I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable. http://tfl.nu/31u9

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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.

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(231): A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners. http://tfl.nu/ba89

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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven

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(215): Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven http://tfl.nu/y2y3

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(201): View more from New Jersey

hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring

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(201): hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring http://tfl.nu/45rz

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