his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.