everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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