No subtext here. People are naked.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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