Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
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both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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